“It was a snowy day at the North Pole. It was four days before Christmas, and the elves were making toys for all the children in the world. Suddenly, Santa Claus walked into the workshop, jolly as usual and holding a shotgun.
‘Merry Christmas!’ he spoke, right before he began to shoot the elves and start singing. ‘Deck the halls with some elf spleens. Falalalala. Falalala. Crack their nuts and watch them scream. Falalalala. Falalala. Putting all their lives in peril. Falala. Falala. Falala. Where do you think you’re going, little elf?’
Santa fired at the last elf, missing him by inches as he jumped through a window with an ax. The elf looked onward in horror as he stared at the dead bodies of all the reindeer, except for Rudolph, whom was flying overhead.
‘What happened here, Jinx?’ Rudolph asked, landing in the snow.
‘Santa’s gone crazy!’ spoke the elf, as he climbed onto Rudolph’s back. ‘Lets get out of here.’
Rudolph and Jinx flew for miles until they were far away from the North Pole. After a few minutes, Jinx spoke.
‘We should be safe n-‘
Before he could finish, there was a roar from an engine. Right behind them, flying a rocket powered sleigh, was Santa!
‘Good thing I had a backup.’ He said, blasting Rudolph in the head with the shotgun and causing Jinx to head towards the town below. ‘I wish you a good fall, Jinx!’
‘Merry Christmas!’ he spoke, right before he began to shoot the elves and start singing. ‘Deck the halls with some elf spleens. Falalalala. Falalala. Crack their nuts and watch them scream. Falalalala. Falalala. Putting all their lives in peril. Falala. Falala. Falala. Where do you think you’re going, little elf?’
Santa fired at the last elf, missing him by inches as he jumped through a window with an ax. The elf looked onward in horror as he stared at the dead bodies of all the reindeer, except for Rudolph, whom was flying overhead.
‘What happened here, Jinx?’ Rudolph asked, landing in the snow.
‘Santa’s gone crazy!’ spoke the elf, as he climbed onto Rudolph’s back. ‘Lets get out of here.’
Rudolph and Jinx flew for miles until they were far away from the North Pole. After a few minutes, Jinx spoke.
‘We should be safe n-‘
Before he could finish, there was a roar from an engine. Right behind them, flying a rocket powered sleigh, was Santa!
‘Good thing I had a backup.’ He said, blasting Rudolph in the head with the shotgun and causing Jinx to head towards the town below. ‘I wish you a good fall, Jinx!’